Sasha: A few people have been asking for more information about Rupert.
Rupert: That's me!
Sasha: Yes... yes, it is.
Rupert: So what about me then? What? What?
Sasha: Well, I thought we'd start with the fact that you are an alien.
Rupert: What??
Sasha: It's perfectly obvious. Let us examine the evidence...
1. You turned up just after I saw those aliens landing in the park.
2. Groucho is an alien. He has a biiiiig head, and a teeeensy body. As do you.
3. Groucho is an alien. He has a very special style of relaxing. As do you.
4. When we play we turn into a two-jawed beast. This doesn't happen when I play with non-alien puppies.
Rupert: Yeah... well... um... well, our human said you were a bit precious. So there!
Sasha: What?? I am not a bit precious - I am extremely precious. Are you sure she didn't say I was the most precious thing in her life? Because I am, you know, I'm sure of it!
Rupert: Hey, I can only tell you what I heard. She also said you are sometimes a princess, so nah!
Sasha: Well, of course I'm a princess! Finally, the recognition I deserve!
Rupert: ... er...
Sasha: Oh, thank you my dear, dear, new little brother, for telling me such wonderful things! Now I even don't mind so much that you are an alien!
Rupert: ... oh... ... sigh...
4 comments:
hahaha!! you are definately an alien! you and groucho are related!
Oh goodness Rupert, we had NO IDEA that you also came from planet Groucho! Wow - you two are just so similiar, it's spooky! He he he! And princess Sasha - yes, it's FAB having a brother isn't it?! Schnauzre snuggles - JD and Max.
Hee! Hee! Hee! Never try to duel words with a female!! :-)
Actually, I'm worrying about the strange "alien resemblance" that seems to be slowly infecting all my blog friends! (but those "big head - small body" photos are hilarious!!)
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
Rupert you are sooo cute! So are you Sasha!
Wiggles and licks,
Brodie the yellow Lab
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