Sunday, June 27, 2010


Hi everyone

Sorry I haven't blogged for a while, but it's totally not my fault. It's because of the aliens.

I was just innocently walking in the park the other day, when I spotted three mysterious specks in the sky.

I immediately alerted my human to the imminent invasion, and kept careful watch on the approaching craft.

They got bigger and closer and lower - aliens! I wondered if Groucho was with them...

Then they started breathing fire...

OMD, it's alive!

I think they're going to land... I'd better try to make myself unappetising, in case they're hungry.

Wait - that will never work! I'm just too darned gorgeous - and tasty! I'll try hiding instead - they won't think of looking for me behind this grass...

See - it's a good spot... whoops!

Oh, look, they're collapsing from hunger!

Hmmm... this alien seems to be very interested in those humans!

It looks like the aliens are eating the humans - you can see them in its stomach, and there's one standing foolishly close to its mouth... gullible humans!

I was very pleased the aliens turned out to be humanivorous and not puppyvorous - you can't be too careful about these things!

While the aliens were distracted with those other humans, I took my human home immediately - I still need her to make my dinner!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010