Monday, May 16, 2011

I'm still he-re!

Hello everyone!

I finally got my lazy human off the computer! And it's not even as if we don't have a computer each now - she upgraded to a new one a few weeks ago, but she hasn't finished sorting out all the photos yet, and it was taking too long, so she just... stopped doing it! And I've got all these great photos of the Lost Dogs Home Open Day that she hasn't converted for me, and that was ages ago!

So I just wanted everyone to know that I'm still here, just suffering from Lazy Human Syndrome. All she does is walk me two or three times a day, and feed me and cuddle me and play with me. And then she disappears for hours on end, as if she had something better to do than stay with me and attend to my needs!

I have encouraged her to do some training with me, and even though we're not practising for Honey's Dancing with the Doggy Stars competition, I have taught her to give me the command to run around her. But I will only run in one direction - widdershins, which means anti-clockwise. My human says that means I am a witch.

Except that widdershins is only anti-clockwise in the northern hemisphere, and we're in the southern hemisphere so widdershins is actually clockwise here. Which means I'm really running deosil which is not witchy at all.

And none of that explains why I won't run around her clockwise.

I don't have any recent pictures of myself (that's one of the symptoms of Lazy Human Syndrome), so I'm going to leave you with the picture of me that my human has on the fridge...