Monday, April 27, 2009

Absence makes the heart grow dogger

I'd like to apologise for not having posted much recently - my human has taken away my internet access during the day, and she hogs the computer in the evenings, so it's been difficult to keep you updated with my fabulous life.

Why, I hear you ask, would my human cut off my day-time internet access? Well it's quite unreasonable, really. Some complicated explanation about the phone plug being on one wall and the power point being on another and having to run cables under a rug.

And then something about not being entirely happy with my interior dogoration rewiring services. Who would rather have Dolby 5.1 when I can give them Sasha 4.1?

Some people simply don't have the sophistication to appreciate true art, and anyway it took me ages to do this to the cable...

So now the phone has to be unplugged every day when my human goes to work, and I can't use the internet! It's so unfair, it's almost like she doesn't trust me! I'm not going to rewire the phone cable, I tried that already and it wasn't nearly as tasty as the speaker cable, so I stopped.

By the way, I have, understandably, won a number of awards recently, but the current internet "situation" has meant that they haven't been able to appropriately illuminate my fabulousness in the manner to which I am accustomed. I promise to get on to it as soon as I can, and in the meantime, here's a fabulous picture of me being fabulous!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

My new hero

Why did nobody tell me about Inspector Rex?

My human had Inspector Rex on the TV, and he's so gorgeous! He barks in German, and I'm a German breed so I understand him completely. I barked back, of course, but he was too busy solving an important crime to answer me.

I'm going to dream about him tonight...

Friday, April 10, 2009


My grand(hu)ma is visiting for Easter.

That means I get extra cuddles and tummy tickles.

I approve.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Sasha's Superior Interior Dogoration Services

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Just leave our fully-qualified consultant alone in your home for one day, and you won't recognise it when you return!

This room was once boring and clean - but then Sasha applied her magic, and voilĂ !

You may remember this red rug from a previous post - all flat and uninspiring. Sasha set to work, and look at the transformation!

Hi, I'm Sasha.

My human has some serious clutterisation issues. She keeps piles of paper with recipes printed on them, just sitting in her bookshelf, taking up space. I decided to help her with that - as you can see in the picture above, I have taken a carefully-chosen selection, and transformed them from boring clutter into spectacular dogoration!

So many people don't take advantage of the creative potential of their homes ... I can help!

Wicker items annoyingly solid? Can't see through them? Sasha's Wicker Solutions can assist!

The artist at work.

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