Saturday, June 20, 2009

A Sasha by any other name

I am a puppy of many names.

My breeder calls me Blaizenoak Cup Cake, and my human calls me Sasha.

My human also gave me two middle names - that's three whole names all to myself: Sasha Grumblebum Velasquez. Plus my surname, but I have to share that with my human, so that's not really all just mine.

For nicknames, my human often calls me Sashabum, or Bummy. Or Little SB. Or Sweetiebum. I'm such a lucky puppy to have so many names!

Not many people know this, but "Sasha" in the old language actually means "she who consumes underwear".

You are probably already aware of my love of socks, but I also like bras...



And hats...



Well, ok, so hats aren't actually underwear, but they certainly are tasty!

7 comments:

Sasha said...

PS. Sometimes my human also calls me Rattus Baggus or Pestilence, but I'm not sure they count as actual names.

JD and Max said...

We simply call you 'beautiful' - *whistful sighs!*....

Cheeky photo of you and that bra Sasha - goodness, we're only young pups, we didn't know WHERE to look....! (He he he!!)

We've missed you, we're glad our humans are FINALLY back on broadband. Goodness - they took ages to get it sorted, we seriously considered sacking them and re-hiring....

Tail wags - JD and Max.

Sasha said...

Oh, boys, you're back! I'm so pleased!

We had a problem with our phone line over the weekend, and only had strange access to the internet, it was very difficult for a highly-technological puppy like me.

I look forward to keeping up with all your news from the last week.

Puppy kisses
Sasha

JD and Max said...

Oh Sasha - we've been reading your twoofs and are very alarmed! Are you okay? Why do you have stitches? What harm has befallen our gorgeous puppy? We'd be happy to be your personal body guards if you so desired, simply say the word and we'll be there.... Your loyal schnauzer brothers - JD and Max.

Sasha said...

Oh, boys, I'm all a-flutter with your chivalrous offer!

All is well, and I will be posting on it shortly...

Puppy kisses
Sasha

The FOUR Musketeers said...

Hi Sssha ! You're such a cutie ! :)

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh, I had to laugh at you talking about your love of bras...that picture of priceless!! I can't put my mouth on anything without my humans finding out because I always leave slobber on everything.

Gosh - you have a LOT of names! We dogs are so clever to know that so many different words mean our name, don't you think? My humans also call me nicknames sometimes...when I was younger and naughty, they used to call me "The Monster" (after the Honey Monster) - and when they are in a good mood with me, they call me "Honey Bunny" or "Bunny"...and sometimes when they're playing with me, they call me "Bun-Bun" - but the scariest name to be called is "BAD GIRL!!" - then I know I'm REALLY in trouble!!! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane