Thursday, February 24, 2011

Domes of Doom

Nopup would have believed in the early hours of this morning that there were going to be these weird Domes of Doom in the park! I barked at them.

They slowly grew and grew, larger and larger... Ulla! Ulla! they screamed. Or maybe it was a loud hissing noise, I forget. I continued to bark at them.

Anyway, then they puffed right up, and flew away, just like that! Because I barked at them!

I protected the earth from the evil Domes of Doom! It was me! Just so you know.

I also regularly protect my neighbourhood from horse-and-carriages - when they come by I bark at them and then they leave, completely intimidated by my fierceness. I've had 100% success rate at chasing them away, so far!

PS I'd like to apologise for the appalling quality of the photos - my human claims there isn't enough space in my treat pouch to fit in a real camera with her morning banana, so she has to use her stoopid phone camera which is not nearly the quality I require to enhance my scintillating narrative. And she never gives me any of the banana. Well, she gives me the last little end bit, but it's not enough, it's just not enough!


K9 Katastrophie said...

WHat a great furend you are! Thank you for saving the world!


Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hi ya Sasha, thank goodness you are there to completely intimidate those big round scary flyin' things. I am gonna keep a sharp eye out for anythin' like that round here!! Your mums photos with the stoopid phone are not that bad - we can almost see you in the first photo!! Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

Oskar said...

What a brave and selfless pup you are to chase away those terrible things! That should totally earn you some extra banana!

Nubbin wiggles,