Monday, May 16, 2011

I'm still he-re!

Hello everyone!

I finally got my lazy human off the computer! And it's not even as if we don't have a computer each now - she upgraded to a new one a few weeks ago, but she hasn't finished sorting out all the photos yet, and it was taking too long, so she just... stopped doing it! And I've got all these great photos of the Lost Dogs Home Open Day that she hasn't converted for me, and that was ages ago!

So I just wanted everyone to know that I'm still here, just suffering from Lazy Human Syndrome. All she does is walk me two or three times a day, and feed me and cuddle me and play with me. And then she disappears for hours on end, as if she had something better to do than stay with me and attend to my needs!

I have encouraged her to do some training with me, and even though we're not practising for Honey's Dancing with the Doggy Stars competition, I have taught her to give me the command to run around her. But I will only run in one direction - widdershins, which means anti-clockwise. My human says that means I am a witch.

Except that widdershins is only anti-clockwise in the northern hemisphere, and we're in the southern hemisphere so widdershins is actually clockwise here. Which means I'm really running deosil which is not witchy at all.

And none of that explains why I won't run around her clockwise.

I don't have any recent pictures of myself (that's one of the symptoms of Lazy Human Syndrome), so I'm going to leave you with the picture of me that my human has on the fridge...

8 comments:

Santa, Minnie and Christmas said...

We have missed you! Glad to see you back. Hope your human gets over the Lazy Human Syndrome soon as we would like to see some new pictures of you.

scotsmad said...

We have all been subject to that Lazy Human Syndrome. It takes a lot of puppy cuteness to over come it!

Glad you're back. And we love that picture of you with the dirt on your nose.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Rubie said...

Looks like you will have to do a karate chop to the humans' ankles.... doesn't she know you have a schnauzer fan club!!!!!???????

Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

Honey the Great Dane said...

Hi Sasha - so pleased to hear from you!! I'm glad to hear that you're well - even if you have to cope with a Lazy Human!! :-)

And I'm so pleased that you learnt a new trick for my dancing contest! Even if you're not doing a full routine, that's great!! Any chance your human might video you doing it to show us?? I"m sure we'd all love to see it! (And how funny that you'll only go around in one direction - hee! hee!)

Looking forward to more new pictures soon!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Oskar said...

Shasha you have been missed. Love the baby picture. I don't believe that you're a witch, no way!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Eric said...

this picture reminds us of Perry when he was much younger.

Rubie said...

I've just passed on an award to you and your human, hope you like it Sasha.

Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

Shane Kent Louis said...

LOL! Hello Sasha! I love your photos you look very cute! and please post your latest activities! :) keep safe! :)

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