Monday, April 27, 2009

Absence makes the heart grow dogger

I'd like to apologise for not having posted much recently - my human has taken away my internet access during the day, and she hogs the computer in the evenings, so it's been difficult to keep you updated with my fabulous life.

Why, I hear you ask, would my human cut off my day-time internet access? Well it's quite unreasonable, really. Some complicated explanation about the phone plug being on one wall and the power point being on another and having to run cables under a rug.

And then something about not being entirely happy with my interior dogoration rewiring services. Who would rather have Dolby 5.1 when I can give them Sasha 4.1?

Some people simply don't have the sophistication to appreciate true art, and anyway it took me ages to do this to the cable...





So now the phone has to be unplugged every day when my human goes to work, and I can't use the internet! It's so unfair, it's almost like she doesn't trust me! I'm not going to rewire the phone cable, I tried that already and it wasn't nearly as tasty as the speaker cable, so I stopped.

By the way, I have, understandably, won a number of awards recently, but the current internet "situation" has meant that they haven't been able to appropriately illuminate my fabulousness in the manner to which I am accustomed. I promise to get on to it as soon as I can, and in the meantime, here's a fabulous picture of me being fabulous!

5 comments:

JD and Max said...

Oh Sasha, we've missed you! We hope you get your internet access sorted soon - humans never seem to appreciate the things we do for them do they, sigh....! You look gorgeous (as usual) in thefacider photo you posted. Hurry back - the blogging world is not the same without you! Much admiration - Max and JD (Max wanted to sign off first for a change....!)

JD and Max said...

(....um, have no idea what 'thefacider' is meant to be in our previous post - should just read 'the'!!)

Oskar said...

I think you've done an outstanding job with the re-wiring. Humans just don't understand how hard we work to get everything just right!

Bertie and Oliver said...

Bertie: We understand. We don't get enough web time either. And Oliver uses up all of our download limit looking at French Poodles.

Oliver: I thought you promised you wouldn't tell anyone! It was research, anyway.

Bertie: Sure. research.

JD and Max said...

Hi Sasha - we'd like to let you know about this competition:-
http://pointerpandemonium.wordpress.com/2009/05/02/calling-all-naughty-pups/

Now, we don't think you're naughty you're just inspired and artistic and everso talented and misunderstood by your human, who is only holding you back because she is no doubt threatened by your total fabulousness. BUT - we do think your post about your superior dogeration services is one of the funniest and most inspired things that we have ever read.

PLEASE get in touch with Scottie and enter this competition with your dogeration services post - we're sure you'll win paws down!

With total devotion - JD and Max.