Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Arts and crafts

I am very possibly the most intelligent puppy in the entire universe.

I know this because my human tells me so every time I go to the toilet on the turf on the balcony. To be honest, I don't think she's very bright, because I've always been skilled at going to the toilet - it comes very naturally to me - but if she wants to give me treats for doing it, then why argue? I've tried showing her how talented I am at going to the toilet in different places, but she only seems to notice when I do it on the balcony, so that's the only time I get treats.

I can't wait until I don't have to stay in the kitchen all day, then I can go to the toilet right by the front door, so that will be the very first thing she sees when she gets home from work - I know she'll be really, really impressed, and I'm sure to get extra-special treats!

As it happens, I am not only the most intelligent puppy in the universe, I am also the most versatile. Tonight I showed my human how good I am at unravelling rugs.

She was so impressed that she sprayed the edges of the rug with puppy attractant. She must have been hoping I would work on the rest of the rug.

I considered continuing to unravel the rug, but I think I'm ready for a bigger challenge now. I've decided my next work of art will be to unravel the couch.

I'm such a talented puppy!


Anonymous said...

your training is going well, young interior designer.

Be aware if you eat too much of the nylon backing, the result will be that it hurts to sit down and you have to go to hospital and have an x-ray.

For example.

Mimi said...

Hello Sasha!

My name is Oskar & I'm a miniature schnauzer that just started a blog.

You should listed to Bertie. I've had to go to the hospital twice cause I ate the wrong things. They took x-rays & gave me stuff to make me throw up!

Stop by & see me!