Monday, July 26, 2010

My brother is an alien

Sasha: A few people have been asking for more information about Rupert.

Rupert: That's me!

Sasha: Yes... yes, it is.

Rupert: So what about me then? What? What?

Sasha: Well, I thought we'd start with the fact that you are an alien.

Rupert: What??

Sasha: It's perfectly obvious. Let us examine the evidence...

1. You turned up just after I saw those aliens landing in the park.

2. Groucho is an alien. He has a biiiiig head, and a teeeensy body. As do you.

3. Groucho is an alien. He has a very special style of relaxing. As do you.

4. When we play we turn into a two-jawed beast. This doesn't happen when I play with non-alien puppies.

Rupert: Yeah... well... um... well, our human said you were a bit precious. So there!

Sasha: What?? I am not a bit precious - I am extremely precious. Are you sure she didn't say I was the most precious thing in her life? Because I am, you know, I'm sure of it!

Rupert: Hey, I can only tell you what I heard. She also said you are sometimes a princess, so nah!

Sasha: Well, of course I'm a princess! Finally, the recognition I deserve!

Rupert: ... er...

Sasha: Oh, thank you my dear, dear, new little brother, for telling me such wonderful things! Now I even don't mind so much that you are an alien!

Rupert: ... oh... ... sigh...


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

hahaha!! you are definately an alien! you and groucho are related!

JD and Max said...

Oh goodness Rupert, we had NO IDEA that you also came from planet Groucho! Wow - you two are just so similiar, it's spooky! He he he! And princess Sasha - yes, it's FAB having a brother isn't it?! Schnauzre snuggles - JD and Max.

Unknown said...

Hee! Hee! Hee! Never try to duel words with a female!! :-)

Actually, I'm worrying about the strange "alien resemblance" that seems to be slowly infecting all my blog friends! (but those "big head - small body" photos are hilarious!!)

Honey the Great Dane

Anonymous said...

Rupert you are sooo cute! So are you Sasha!

Wiggles and licks,
Brodie the yellow Lab